* Luís Alberto Alves
01- Believer Season - One month in the Church another nothing
02- Believer Stock Market - One day is up, another day is down
03- Believer Okra - Hard to get
04- Believer Gas Balloon - Always live full of air and always exploding
05- Believer Tele - "put coffee" (little faith)
06- Believer Carriola - Only if it's being pushed
07- Believer Chuchu - takes the taste of anything you are in contact with
08- Feudal Believer - Believes that having money in the Church
09- Believe in Jesus Christ - Anything goes out of the Church with little pussy
10- Believer Gabriela - I was born this way, I grew up like this, I will always be like this, Gabriela
11- Believing Parrot (1) - You must have your feet tied and your wings cut to stay on the line
12- Believer Parrot (2) - Lives by repeating everything they say without examining the scriptures
13- Believer Peter Pan - Do not ever want to grow up
14- Believer Popcorn - Lives jumping from Church to Church
15- Porcupine Believer - He lives by sticking his brothers
16- Believer Raimundo - One Foot in the Church and the Other in the World
17- Believer Rocambole - Always coiled
18- Believer six hours - Always asking for "six for me"
19- Transgenic believer - Modified but not transformed
20- Believer Bear - In winter, stay at home hibernating
21- Believer 665 - Almost a beast
22- Believer Denorex - Seems believer but is not
23- Believer Karate - Only give value if the guy gets you goods
24- Belly Loaf - Soft crust, thick, flat and square shell
25- Faithful Believer - Fly from Church to Church
26- Believing Hairdresser - Works only to make the head of others
27- Believer Sextão - Six so praying for me
28- Beliefer Pastel Believer - Looks great, but you can tell that there's nothing inside
29- Believer Monthly - Only comes in the Church once a month
30- Belief IMF - imposes a lot of restrictions and does not help anyone
31- Believer Cloud - Follow every wind that passes
32- Believer IÔ-IÔ - Up and down
33- Believer Rojão - It's beautiful, it makes a noise, but soon it goes out
34- Believer Bingo - It's lucky to appear in the Church
35- Believer E-mail - Half believer, half saved, half full, half all
36- Believer Cangaceiro Lampião - If you touch him he shoots
37- Believer Sea Beach - Full of wave, it gets dizzy
38- Believing Moratorium - Does not pay anyone
39- Believer 999 - Beast and half
40- Believer 333 - Half Beast
41- Believer Chiclê - Only chews the Word, but does not swallow.
42- Believer Louse - They walk through the heads of others ...
43- Believer Blood-sucks - live sucking the assets of the brothers ...
44- Believer Urubu - live feeding on the flesh of the brothers ... "Hum ... today we are going to eat shepherd's breadcrumbs !!!!"
45- Believer 007 - This is the secret agent of Christ infiltrated in the underworld of Satan ...
46- Believer Lion - Do not mess with him, for he is the King of the Church ...
47- Believer Alligator - There's a little mouth ...
48- Believer Parrot - Only knows how to pray with at most 20 words ...
49- Believer Penguin - Always live on a spiritual glacier ...
50- Believer Chuchu - It does not taste like anything ...
51- Believer Brastemp - There is no comparison ... (with Christ)
52- Believer Nigel Mansel - Run a lot but never win a fight ...
53- Belie Rubinho Barrichelo - Brake at the end of the race just to let everyone pass you by in the spiritual life ...
54- Believer Torch - Burning all the time ... "burns the devil, burns ..."
55- Believer Kiko do Chaves - This does not mix with the "gentalha"
56- Believer Chapolin - You can count on everything except your cunning ...
57- Believer Balaam - Spiritually sees less than a mule ...
58- Believer Noah - Things are never with him, "Noah with me brother"
59- Believer Alleluia Glory to God - Pastor preaching: "For the devil has come to kill ..." and the brother: "Glory to God
60- Believer Hairdresser - Works only to make the head of others ...
* Luís Alberto Alves is a pastor
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