Various types of Christians

* Luís Alberto Alves

  01- Believer Season - One month in the Church another nothing

02- Believer Stock Market - One day is up, another day is down

03- Believer Okra - Hard to get

04- Believer Gas Balloon - Always live full of air and always exploding

05- Believer Tele - "put coffee" (little faith)

06- Believer Carriola - Only if it's being pushed

07- Believer Chuchu - takes the taste of anything you are in contact with

08- Feudal Believer - Believes that having money in the Church

09- Believe in Jesus Christ - Anything goes out of the Church with little pussy

10- Believer Gabriela - I was born this way, I grew up like this, I will always be like this, Gabriela

11- Believing Parrot (1) - You must have your feet tied and your wings cut to stay on the line

12- Believer Parrot (2) - Lives by repeating everything they say without examining the scriptures

13- Believer Peter Pan - Do not ever want to grow up

14- Believer Popcorn - Lives jumping from Church to Church

15- Porcupine Believer - He lives by sticking his brothers

16- Believer Raimundo - One Foot in the Church and the Other in the World

17- Believer Rocambole - Always coiled

18- Believer six hours - Always asking for "six for me"

19- Transgenic believer - Modified but not transformed

20- Believer Bear - In winter, stay at home hibernating

21- Believer 665 - Almost a beast

22- Believer Denorex - Seems believer but is not

23- Believer Karate - Only give value if the guy gets you goods

24- Belly Loaf - Soft crust, thick, flat and square shell

25- Faithful Believer - Fly from Church to Church

26- Believing Hairdresser - Works only to make the head of others

27- Believer Sextão - Six so praying for me

28- Beliefer Pastel Believer - Looks great, but you can tell that there's nothing inside

29- Believer Monthly - Only comes in the Church once a month

30- Belief IMF - imposes a lot of restrictions and does not help anyone

31- Believer Cloud - Follow every wind that passes

32- Believer IÔ-IÔ - Up and down

33- Believer Rojão - It's beautiful, it makes a noise, but soon it goes out

34- Believer Bingo - It's lucky to appear in the Church

35- Believer E-mail - Half believer, half saved, half full, half all

36- Believer Cangaceiro Lampião - If you touch him he shoots

37- Believer Sea Beach - Full of wave, it gets dizzy

38- Believing Moratorium - Does not pay anyone

39- Believer 999 - Beast and half

40- Believer 333 - Half Beast

41- Believer Chiclê - Only chews the Word, but does not swallow.

42- Believer Louse - They walk through the heads of others ...

43- Believer Blood-sucks - live sucking the assets of the brothers ...

44- Believer Urubu - live feeding on the flesh of the brothers ... "Hum ... today we are going to eat shepherd's breadcrumbs !!!!"

45- Believer 007 - This is the secret agent of Christ infiltrated in the underworld of Satan ...

46- Believer Lion - Do not mess with him, for he is the King of the Church ...

47- Believer Alligator - There's a little mouth ...

48- Believer Parrot - Only knows how to pray with at most 20 words ...

49- Believer Penguin - Always live on a spiritual glacier ...

50- Believer Chuchu - It does not taste like anything ...

51- Believer Brastemp - There is no comparison ... (with Christ)

52- Believer Nigel Mansel - Run a lot but never win a fight ...

53- Belie Rubinho Barrichelo - Brake at the end of the race just to let everyone pass you by in the spiritual life ...

54- Believer Torch - Burning all the time ... "burns the devil, burns ..."

55- Believer Kiko do Chaves - This does not mix with the "gentalha"

56- Believer Chapolin - You can count on everything except your cunning ...

57- Believer Balaam - Spiritually sees less than a mule ...

58- Believer Noah - Things are never with him, "Noah with me brother"

59- Believer Alleluia Glory to God - Pastor preaching: "For the devil has come to kill ..." and the brother: "Glory to God

60- Believer Hairdresser - Works only to make the head of others ...

* Luís Alberto Alves is a pastor