Recipe for wedding destruction

The most curious thing is that the symptoms I described in this text appear gradually in any sentimental relationship

* Luís Alberto Alves

Do you live a happy marriage and want to destroy it? Follow the steps below and the mission will be accomplished. 1) In the case of men be irresponsible. 2). Do not help pay any house bills. 3). Treat your wife with contempt and arrogance. 4). When you get home from work leave the purse in the room, the blazer on the couch, the tie in the bathroom and shoes scattered in the room. 5). Be silent. Do not participate in any decision, nor in choosing the college of children. 6). Take work home. 7). Take walks without taking the wife, even something simple, like a friends birthday party. 8). Never help with household chores or washing the glass with coffee. 9) In the house, never leave social networks, especially when you are in the bathroom.

For women the tips are as follows: 1) Claim everything your husband does. 2). Never praise him. 3). Reinforce the comment saying that it is useless, a zero left in your life. 4) Receive it at the door with several tickets to pay. 5). Never ask for his opinion to do anything. 6). Compare the husband of your colleagues and say that they are examples that should be imitated. 7) Stop being affectionate. 8). Avoid having sex for several days, always claiming headache. 9). Burst your credit card and throw the bill for it to pay.

The above tips never fail in the destruction of any marriage, even those where affection and romanticism went hand in hand. The most curious thing is that the symptoms I described in this text appear gradually in any sentimental relationship. People make mistakes without realizing it. Some only wake up when they hear the phrase "my love, our dream of marriage is over"!

Pay attention and see where you fit into these signs and try to hitchhike back to the happiness of when they said yes to several guests and promised that they would walk together until death separate them.

* Luís Alberto Alves is a pastor